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AN: u no wut! (Nope, I don't no wut) sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut prepz! (Prove to me you can spell! which you can't.) raven u suk u fuken bich gimme bak mah fukijn swteet (damn, Icelandic words!) ur supsd 2 rit dis! Raven wtf u bich ur suposd to dodis! BTW (should've written BMW, lol...) fangz 2 britney5655 4 techin muh japnese! (…you'd better brush up on your English first)
We ran happily (not sadly? what alternate universe is this?) to Hogsmede. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly. (and crashed into the stage?) MCR were there playing 'Helena'. (don't they ever play any other songs?) I was so fucking happy! (again, what world is this?) Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Draco thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn't matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. (So it's ok if he's turned on by other guys? Oh, wait, why do I even bother…) I was wearing a (kill me now!) black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Draco was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. (Omelette du fromage!) We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn't them at all. (Ob...viously.) It was.,... Volsemort and da Death Dealers! (That's actually a good name! The Death Dealers – Spreading Death Across The World!)
"Wtf Draco im not going to a concert wid u!" (Whoa, wait a second. Aren't they at a concert right now? o.O) I shouted angrily. (Oh, back to the angry mood) "Not after what happened to me last time? (What happened? Oh, now you enjoy torturing me because I'm a prep, don't you?) Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them" (Licking MCR - Newest Goffick Hobby)
"What cause we...you know..." he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don't like to talk a bout you-know-what. (You'd be surprised)
"Yeah cause we you know!" I yielded in an angry voice. (What an epic sentence! So full of meanings and artistic imagery!)
"We won't do that again." Draco promised. "This time, we're going with an ESCORT." (Because everyone understands the need to protect the mighty Ebony!)
"OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?" I asked. "So I guess ur a prep or a Christina (Aguilera! No, I got the idea, she meant Christian) or what now?"
"NO." he muttered loudly. (She should've said "roared". Honestly, I'd pay to see Draco roar!)
"R u becoming a prep or what?" I shootd angrily. (He said no, she doesn't trust him so she asks him again!)
"Enoby! I'm not! Pls come with me!" He fell down to his knees and started singing (ah, the key to all problems, besides slitting wrists) 'Da world is black' by GC to me. (I can't believe I'm witnessing this! Draco begging some random goffik girl! Pain...so much pain...The real Draco'd kill himself if he read this!)
I was flattened cause (an elephant fell on you and made you flat?) that's not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!
"OK then I guess I will have to." I said and then we frenched 4 a while (voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?) and I went up 2 my room.
B'loody Mary was standing there. "Hajimemashite gurl." she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. (and so do I! Well, at a basic level though) dat menz 'how do u do' in japanese). (true, too bad it doesn't work in the context!) "BTW Willow that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math." (Ebony's next!) (an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!) (you'll be begging her in the following chaptas)
"It serves that fuking bich right." I laughed angrily. (*imagines Mandark laughing* If you don't know who he is, get outta here, posers!)
Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. (nothing new under the sun) We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. "Maybe Willow will die too." I said.
"Kawai." B'loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. (how do you do that?) "Oh yeah o have a confession ("I'm a poser, and we're in a terrible fanfiction!") after she got expuld I murdered her (so she did die) and den loopin did it with her cause he's a necphilak." (I don't quite like Lupin, but this is mortifying!)
"Kawai." I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence (you two have telekinesis as well or what?) for da rest uv da movie.
"OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with drako tonight in Hogsmeade with mcr." I sed. " I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA." (Totally un-preppy choice of words)
B'Loody Mairy Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. (Spelling, Y U SO FUNNY?) "Omfg totally lets go shopping."
"In Hot Topic, right?" I asked, already getting out my spshcial (Reminds me of a Star Wars planet named Bpfasssh or something. They must've gotten the idea from My Immortal!) Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.
"No." My head snaped up.
"WHAT?" my head spuin. I could not believe it. "B'Loody Mary are u a PREP?" (What's with all the hate towards preps?)
"NOOOO!NOOOO!" She laughed. ("That's not true! That's impossible!" geddit, yet another SW reference)"I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that's all."
"Hu told u abut them" I askd sure it would be Drako or Diabolo or Vampire(don't even SAY that nam to me!). Or me. (So you think it was possible that you told her, but when you heard she was going there you instantly called her a prep!)
"Dumblydore." She sed. "Let me just call our broms."
"OMFFG DUMBLYDORE?" I asked quietly.
"Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk." She told me. (yet another quick explanation made on the spur of the moment) "Come on let's go."
We were going in a few punkgoff (Hufflepuff!) stores SPECIALLY (note the emphasis!)for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD (How much hotter? 20, 30 degrees?) EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE (I'm dying of laughter in here!) and he gave me a few dresses. "We only have these for da real goffs."
"Da real goffs?" Me and B'Loody Mary asked.
"Yah u wouldn't believe how many posers ther are in this town man! (yeah, how dare they exist!) Yesterday loopin and snap tried to buy a goffic camera pouch." (hmm...well, at least Snap and Loopin are friends in this!) He shook his head. "I dint even no they had a camera." (Why should he even know? He's a salesman in a Hogsmeade store.)
"OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!" I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.
"Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit" The salesperson said.
"Yeah it looks totlly hot." said B'Loody Mary.
"You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. (I'm going to Hogsmeade right away! Free clothes FTW!) Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?" he asked. (The store is only for the concert, remember? So anybody who's buying from there is pretty likely to go)
"Yeah I am actually." I looked back at him. "Hey BTW my name's ebondy dark'ness dementia TARA way what's yours?" (Notice any changes? Yep, now it's Ebondy, not Ebony!)
"Tom Rid." (geddit, he wants to get rid of you) He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. "maybe I'll see you there tonight."
"Yeah I don't think so cause I am going there with my bf drako you sick perv!" (you didn't seem to have a problem with multiple boyfriends before!) I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Hargrid flew in on his black broom looking worried. "OMFG EBONDY U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!" (What a mental image! Oh God...Hagrid saying OMFG while flying on a broom...)
