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My Immortal - Nerd Version Chapter 24

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AN: Today I'm turning 19 so I'm giving you a fast update! Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me...*forever alone*

AN: Goths and preps, stop bashing the story, you're just jealous so fuck you, ok? Go to an Advanced Calculus class! Lol, geddit, instead of hell, 'cuz it's hell for many people. Beautiful sunsets, 10x for making my day better!

Well, we had a deviation from our normal timetable next, so I got to ask Professor Trevolry about the visions.

"Konnichiwa, everybody come in," said Proffesor Trevolry, who was sinister, in Japanese and English. She smelled me with her normal skin-coloured nose. She's the weirdest fucking teacher ever. She had long dead black animals with blood red hair and red eyes. Her mom was a calculator. She's also half Japanese so she loves anime and everything. She and the B'loody Mary cocktail get along great. She's really sinister for a teacher. Today she was watching the episode where L died and she ripped her dress because she was upset about it. We went inside the deep blue classroom with pastors who kept trying to convince us not to read Harry Potter because it's evil. I raced my hand against the particles in the air. I was wearing a black Polish nail (the metal type, duh) with red heartagrams on it.

"What is it, Elise?" she asked. "Hey, I love the "my hand is a dolphin" gesture, where did you learn of it from, the video for Friday?"

"Yeah," I answered. All the hipsters who didn't know what parodies were gave me weird looks. I gave them the link to the video. "Well, I have to talk to you about some things. When do you want to do it?"

"How about now?" she asked.

"OK," I said.

"OK, class fucking dismissed, everyone," Proffesor Trevolry said and she let everyone go. "Except for you, Britney and Ebony," she pointed at Britney and Ebony and some other science-haters. "Please do exercise (geddit, it's a school, they have to do exercises) [pi*e-4,7*ln 5] on page f'(x)*det A + sin 65i."

Britney and Ebony began crying because it was impossible for them to find out the page number.

"OK, I'm having lots of visions," I said in a worried voice. "I'm so worried, are HIM going to cancel their concerts?" Who cared about Draco anyways?

Well, she gave me a black crystal ball to look in. I looked at it.

"What do you see?" she asked.

I couldn't see anything because the ball was black, so I just made something up.

"I see a white nerdy school and a heartagram."

Suddenly there was a knock at the door. I looked at it. It was Draco. He was looking really creepy wearing a black gothic sink faucet, a pink preppy Rainbow Monkeys t-shirt and fuchsia Congressman shoes.

"Okay, you can go now, see ya, rebel scum," said Proffesor Sinister.

"Bye, nerf-herder." I said, waving.

I went to Draco and Calculator was sitting next to him. We both followed Draco together and I was so excited.                      
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