The DCFDTL's Voice Inbox

(monotonous, synchronised voices) You have reached the personal voice inbox of the Delightful Children from Down the Laaaane. We have more important things to do right now than having to listen to your pathetic message. Say what you have to say after the beep and if you're lucky, we'll waste a few minutes of our precious time listening to it. Oh, unless this is Father, in which case we're terribly sorry for not being able to answer at this time, but we assure you we will reply as soon as possible.

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Hello, this is Jane Doe for the Fourth Grade Magazine. How do you plead to the accusation of having stolen everyone's ortography homework?

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Hi, Delightful Children. My name is Mushi Sanban and I want to make an alliance with you – with our evil brilliant minds, we could finally destroy those annoying Kids Next Door! (evil laugh) Remember, I gave you the idea to kidnap the Rainbow Monkeys!

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Hello, Ashley, Bru – pardon me, I meant the "Delightful Children from Down the Lane". This is the local library calling. Your copies of all the books from the children's section are more than five years old. We understand that you are evil and want to keep them to yourselves while the rest of the kids cry for books, but we would still want them back. Count Spankulot has been released and so would be available to punish you, but since he and the rest of us are afraid of your Father, we won't do anything about it. Have a nice day!

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My Delightful Children, I have a new mission for you...Destroy the Kids Next Door or else YOU'RE GROUN – static – whirr – boom!

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Hello there! I'm Kuki and I'm inviting you to my super-sweet Birthday Party! Lots of huggylicious Rainbow Monkeys, tea and home-made cooki – Numbuh 3, who are you talking to? – I'm inviting every kid in town to my party and now it was the Delightful Chil – WHAT? Are you out of your mind? B...but they're the enemy! – Don't be silly, they're kids as well – Give me that communicator at once! – No, I want to -

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This is Father again. Sorry about last time. It seems that in my anger, I burned the phone. (AN: Star Wars reference, lol) Took me a while to get a new, fireproof one. So, as I was saying, destroy them or you're grounded FOR LIFE! Understood?

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Hey, you Delightful brats or whatever you're called, I just heard some very nasty news! You were the ones who made my Nigie bald! You'll pay for this, you hear me? You will!

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Congratulations, Delightful Children from Down the Lane! Your number has been declared a winner by our computers! Today, and only today, you may claim your Mega Really Destructibly Evil Machine from up the lane! If you have a discount coupon from the Supervillains' Market or an evil father, you may bring these as well. You can identify our distributors by the "We're not Sector V" t-shirts they will be wearing. It's totally not a trap! Get your prize right away!

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Hi again, Delightful Children. This is Mushi speaking...You're so evil, I wanna know everything about you! Are you all born on the same day? Do you go to the bathroom together? Is Father your real father? Do you eat broccoli? You like Rainbow Monkeys?

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Uhm...Number 86 here. About that picture with me and my Rainbow Monkey collection...Are you sure we can't negotiate? My reputation would suffer if you published it, you know...

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Wow, I finally got the number of the Delightfuls! I'm so excited! (cough) I'm the reputable Toilenator, master of the toilet paper and the number one enemy of children worldwide! I'm calling to offer my evil services to you – who knows, maybe the twelve billionth time you'll agree! I'll do anything, please! Pleeeeease! (crying)

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I am...most unsatisfied. I thought only the Toilenator could fall for something like this! You have failed me for the last time. (AN: Star Wars reference, yet again!) You're groun – oh, wait. You're already grounded for life. I'LL DISINHERIT YOU! Hmm, come to think of it, I never even thought of leaving anything to you at all...I'm so evil, am I not? I should have delightfulised Sector V instead of you, but noo, I went for the legendary Sector Z of the Kids Next Door! Oh wait, what did I just...Er, ignore the part about Sector Z. You are not them. Totally not.